"They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this, I have money on you!!!"
got this text a few days ago lol

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates.  So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game.  Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting.  In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. 
 ~The X-Files

Dear YouTube,

Thanks for having no problem instantaneously loading high-definition ads and then spending three minutes buffering the video I actually wanted to watch.

Sincerely, annoyed.

today my favorite actor, Heath Ledger was born 32 years ago on Apr 4, 1979. Happy Birthday Heath (RIP)
If you are just "safe" about your choices in life, then you will have a hard time growing.
Heath Ledger