What do you all this eh?

"They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this, I have money on you!!!"
got this text a few days ago lol

Life... is like a box of chocolates - a cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that no one ever asks for, unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates.  So, you're stuck with mostly undefinable whipped mint crap, mindlessly wolfed down when there's nothing else to eat while you're watching the game.  Sure, once is a while you get a peanut butter cup or an English toffee but it's gone too fast and the taste is fleeting.  In the end, you are left with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts, which, if you are desperate enough to eat, leaves nothing but an empty box of useless brown paper. 
 ~The X-Files

Dear YouTube,

Thanks for having no problem instantaneously loading high-definition ads and then spending three minutes buffering the video I actually wanted to watch.

Sincerely, annoyed.

today my favorite actor, Heath Ledger was born 32 years ago on Apr 4, 1979. Happy Birthday Heath (RIP)
If you are just "safe" about your choices in life, then you will have a hard time growing.
Heath Ledger

"I failed my way to success."
-Thomas Edison

Jack ass 3d loved this movie!

THAT BITCH!!! Watch closely now...

Here is a great little "tip for success" for everybody:

-Don't steal; the government hates the competition. 

"Do not follow the straight and narrow road that life has set before you, instead walk into the brush and leave a trail behind you"
-Kyle Brokaw

Quote of the Day #1

"To be a leader means to be able to move masses"
- Adolf Hitler

well i guess there is no time like the present to start this thing eh? so here is what im gunna do from now on, every day i will be putting up a "Quote of the Day" these quotes will be on everything, ranging from funny as hell to serious. i hope someone enjoys these quotes as much as i do. enjoy =]

Authors

all right here is the deal, only 100 people can be authors on this blog but anybody can leave comments so i want you to message me on facebook.com, my name is Kyle Brokaw (there are a two or three guys on there with my name so here is a little more info, i attended CTU, and i was born on 09/27/1990), hit me up if you want to be an author with me. but as soon as i get to a hundred i have to stop, so hurry!